[Aro]

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Squibbler, here at the Squibbler I, your reporter will bring you random, untrue, nonsensical, made up stories about the members of MS. That means you. The only truth is that it's all a lie. You get the idea. I only have two of the original squibbler stories, and we are starting again from scratch. So those of you who missed out last time - You missed out on some pretty good stories! All your own fault. I would like to repeat that this thread is for purely entertainment purposes, all stories are entirely fictious and no offence is meant to any person, place or thing. Let's roll.

[Aro]

Coincidental Cat Lovers or The LOL Cat Conspiracy?



In a strange set of circumstances MS appears to have quite a fair few cat lovers. Mojo Jojo dotes on his ginger cat, Luffy. Roronoa Zoro saves kittens from burning buildings and dangerous windows. Why, Sezi is reported to even cook for her cat, Misty. One would assume these coincidental cat lovers simply love their cats.



OR DO THEY?



Inadvertently, through their random act of kindness, word has gotten out that these cats have in fact been ruling their respective owners using a combination of manipulative cat-like cunning, fluffy cuteness and litter boxes.



Although many have scoffed the notion that cats may be controlling their owner’s instead of the other way around, the Squibbler has unearthed startling evidence that not only are the cats Misty and Luffy using their respective owners Sezi and Mojo Jojo to feed them and pet them, but that Rorono Zoro may be involved in a top secret cat conspiracy.



To delve further into the mystery your reporter, after painstaking efforts tracked the cats. They were at first reluctanct to give any more information then many “meow meow’s” at first, but kitty treats talked them into talking. Your reporter will now reveal exclusively to the Squibbler the gruesome sadistic evil that lurks in the minds of our underestimated, over fed and over petted furry little friends.



The cat Misty appears to be relatively the least vicious of the lot, and had only this to say about her owner:



"I is smarter. Humans is dumbs. She is only there teh feed meh"



This statement from Misty gives an interesting though frightening insight into the mentality of a cat and also proves even the most docile cat is perfectly capable of controlling their owner, though evidently, some for much less sinister purposes.



The cat Luffy was both erratic and complacent. Luffy believes himself to be a “snakecat” and claims he bites his owner Mojo Jojo when he is not fed on time.



“Snakecat has bited before, snakecat will bited again. I can bited you too. Meow”



So contrary to the popular belief that animals are generally more afraid of humans then humans are of them, cats have proven to be not only manipulative, but aggressive. Your reporter could obtain no further statement from Luffy for fear of being “bited”.



This brings us to the tip of the litter box. Rorono Zoro quite over stretches himself in his affection for the species, but would his highly suspicious need to protect the cats stretch farther then general affection to something like, say- training them in Ninja combat?



A cat who wished to remain anonymous gave the Squibbler the following statement



“Roro Zoro is teh Top Cat and we is te ninja cats. Now we is on te cutting edge of technologiez. We is ruling you’s humans now. Te time has come for te ninje kitteh too---“



At this point, the cat was interrupted by another cat who calls himself the Invisible cat, although he was a perfectly obvious shade of grey, after which the first cat would speak no further, despite your reporter’s tempting offering of cake.



“Zoro no lets us eat te junk foodz. Cake weighs down te ninja kitteh”



No further cats were interviewed and once again, a highly serious matter is being taken lightly due to the human refusal to take creatures of lesser consequence seriously. The community is nonetheless, warned to be cautious around the cat, the mammal that comes in many shapes and sizes, and to beware litter boxes.

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

well its great
well good works and lets hope we have more and morwe fun then last time
well keep it up

[Sezi]

Oh yes!!!

Who's the next victim?? =D

[Anti-Spider]

i have never been a victim of the squibller ... why is that?

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

cuz u be hard to catch
cuz the reporter be caught in ur web?

[Anti-Spider]

i am right here

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

but she isnt
lol

[Cap'n Harry]

yayyy its finally bk

well neither hav i been reported yet

i think the small fries come b4 the big ones
XD

[Zkage]

i think you could probably highlight some events of your own- some notable things you would like to represented be-
and then she could subvert those

[Aro]

Well everyone will get a story only with some members I have to work it up to them. I was getting there with the last Squibbler, but then.....

GMH Records- The True Story



GMH Records --- the local underground metal label --- not only recently came out with Pakistan’s first metal compilation but also promises much more in the future. The man running the show, Gasmask Kommando, in an interview on fm 89 was congratulated on this initiative upon which he modestly claimed the purpose behind GMH was to “support” the underground metal scene.



OR IS IT?



What was the real inspiration behind GMH Records? Was it, as most of the unlikely rumors go, a collaborative effort to promote the metal underground? Or perhaps, if sources are to be believed, a tragic tale about a man’s quest for music.

Your reporter can now reveal exclusively to the Squibbler the true story behind GMH --- a tearful tale of unfulfilled dreams, musical fantasies and an infatuation with Hannah Montana.



Unbeknownst to his friends and family, Gasmask Kommando has apparently always cherished a secret passion for making music. In fact, according to a close source, he even dreamed of starting his own band one day. This source gave the Squibbler the following statement:



“Aye, I knew him since he was a lad. Always a’ wantin’ to sing and play music. Looked like he was gonna manage it too, but then his parents gone an’ givin him too much eddication. Now his minds too open and his brains keep fallin’ out an’ he can’ sing an’ play no more. Eddication see, always ruins what a person’s born wif—like good ol’ common sense.”



Another sympathetic source had this to say:



“He just spent so much time and energy completing his education that when he finally came back to music, he found he just couldn’t do it anymore”



The source went further on to say:



“I think he was really inspired by Hannah Montana, though I don’t think he would want anyone to know. Then again, he was inspired by a lot of things, and then when his own music making fantasies met their tragic end, he was inspired to start GMH Records.”



There you have it. The true story behind GMH Records—and the man who decided to support music when he couldn’t make it.

[Zkage]

i just remembered what i had to do with it
installing the blog now
xD

[Zkage]

ahh the blogs are up.
aro do your thing xD

[Aro]

Do my thing? O_O Whats the sitch with the blogs?

[Cap'n Harry]

lol HANNAH MONATANA

good one er-oo

gasy dint knew ju had a sad pastt
am touched

*sob sob*

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

lol

[Anti-Spider]

Aro, on 19 August 2009 - 04:05 PM, said:

Do my thing? O_O Whats the sitch with the blogs?

lol sitch... been watching too much kim possible lol!!

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

ahahahahha

[Zkage]

use the blog for new squib entries and it will link directly to the main page

[Inquisitor Mi†hrandir]

i still dont know how to do tht
why not post a tutorial hhahaahXD